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choire:

IF THEY SAY THEY WANT IT, THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD KEEP IT.

IF THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY FOR IT, THAT MEANS IT’S WORTH MORE MONEY THAN THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU FOR IT.

sarahb:

pileofnearmisses:

Get well soon, Lindsay Lohan.

Dude looks like a lady.

sarahb:

osmium:

soupsoup:

The regular flu shot contains dangerous substances, including mercury, formaldehyde and phenol.

Dr. Mercola has never used any anti-flu medication in his life yet he has never gone down with the flu in over 20 years. Here are his simple ways to avoid all types of flu: [snipped for length, click the link]

Re: Dr. Mercola, it should be pointed out that there isn’t any proof of causality between all his organic-living type recommendations and his flu-less-ness. He could have a resilient constitution, and all his vitamins and garlic have nothing to do with anything. Some people are naturally sickly, and perhaps no amount of garlic will keep them safe from cold or flu.

Occasionally you hear of a 95 year old guy who smokes five cigars a day. The secret of not getting lung cancer? Smoking! To him at least.

Statistics are bigger than any man. Individual cases do not project onto large populations.

Listen to the man. He has a PhD. I don’t care in what; do you have a PhD? I don’t. Listen to the man.

YES. Let’s hear it for logic.

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I want this framed and hung in my office at my job.  This is how I feel about 90% of my kids. :)

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theimpossiblecool:

Loren.

danielleh:

mutations:

brightredlemons:

danhacker:

Meet the star of ‘District 9’ - Sharlto Copley

This man delivered an incredible performance for not having any other previously credited acting roles ever.

I need to see this movie l:

BEST MOVIE OF THE SUMMER. Best.

Go, off with you to the talkies!